This is fate.

However, the title of this post, as it has always been with my posts, is not related to the topic or a scarlet ibis.

Firstly, although I am not the philosophy rep/cle rep, I have to remind everyone about humility. Being humble is essential or else you a)will not get a job.b)your classmates will hate you, c)Mr Leon lai will be disappointed. However, when you complete your science cct while everyone else has not, you should not boast about your achievements. It is bad as other people, including me, will feel disgusted about your behavior. When the teacher scolds the whole class, and you feel that you feel unjust or do not fall into the category of whatever she is scolding about, SHUT UP and don't say anything. Nobody will want to hear your rubbish. This will make others perceive you to be proud and look down on others. So, please remember this vital life lesson that i have posted. Especially if you are reading this.

Secondly, I have to tell you about respect. When you feel bored, do not wave a ruler in an 'intimidating' manner as that irritates people. you are not respecting others and not giving them a conducive place to learn and study. Do not shout as it also denies others of a chance to study. Because of you, people might fail their CCT. You might find shouting interesting but it is actually disgusting to people like your classmates. They might even tell the teacher or Mos Burger chairwoman. In this situation, I would recommend you to shut up and follow the crowd instead of trying to 'calm' people down and end up being ostracized.

A third issue is violence. Even if you are very pissed off with a particular classmate, do not harm him by elbowing him. It is bad. Fighting is stupid and dumb. Fighting may lead to unwanted injuries, accusations or in serious cases, death or taking one's own life. 

Speaking about taking one's life, it is bad to die from jumping. Even if you want to take your own life, you should do something sensible like jump onto the MRT tracks or jump off OUB Building (280m high), or you may not die. Better still, you can jump on a trampoline in a storm and you will be electrocuted. These are good ways to die, if you are really silly enough to do so. If you want to jump onto the MRT tracks, you should take your enemy with you. So when you die, the enemy will get life imprisonment. 

I hope that no one will have to take drastic actions as dying seems to be the hardest thing to do. So, value life, act responsibly. SMRT Corporation.

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Jervan